Monday, November 13, 2006

Who the hell is Carol Channing and when did she replace Cher?

She looks like an older Lisa Rinna



Apparently Carol sat for some interview that was (possibly) taken out of context where she bashes all gays and says she doesn't care about gay marriage, and obviously quotes the Bible. Not my bible (Williams-Sonoma Catalog), but the real one.

First of all, anyone who did voices for Free to Be...You & Me cannot be a gay hater, but she needs some damage control. My ideas:

1. Go on Oprah, get bra size re-evaluated (B)
2. Adopt a baby (Chechnya) or buy a pet (Kinkajou)
3. Go out to nightclub, get photographed with hot celeb (Nick Lachey?)
4. Support a trendy cause (America)
5. Rent a yacht, have big party (wear a belly chain)
6. Make her own single of Gnarles Barkley's "Crazy". Actually, I hate that song. But that's almost the best idea.
Any ideas?

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