Oh Hell No!

Beyonce who? These girls do it right? You heard.

Fierce!

The devil may wear Prada, but the Pope is workin' it. Do you ever wonder why child abuse is looked over when it comes to religous figures? You're not the only one. Out magazine is addressing this SHAMEFUL issue in it's latest issue. If you ask me, the people in charge of the Vatican are more concerned with which flat goes best with their robe. I can hardly blame them, but dont you think an open toe pump would be that much better?

First Nicole Now Lizzie!

Has eveyone gone fat? Well, hopefull Lizzie will no longer be in such a tragic state. She gave birth to a baby boy named Harrison Irving Stern. We hope he doesn't get anywhere near the back of her vehical. She could easily make Britney look like mother of the year.

Peter Boyle, Hero and Role Model

Peter Boyle died today at age 71. He just seemed like a funny guy in real life! Like the uncle that was funny but kind of told stories that were a little inappropriate to share at the table. I saw him once backstage at a Beyonce concert, too.

...But they Do NOT Bleed!

NICOLE RICHIE! LIAR! Ok, let's be honest here, whether she weighs 85 or 95 pounds, she is not getting her period. I'm reading all these blogs and newspapers comment about Nicole Richie blaming her vicodin/pot binge on "women issues" and wondering why nobody mentions that ana girls do not get their period!

Jean Claude Van Dame CAN GET DOWN!

Who knew that Jean Claude could pull out these moves! We hear that he is in talks with Britney to choreograph her revival tour...we'll keep you posted as we hear more.

Kirstie: Vintage

"I'd like to be married again...Not I'm confronting what I want in a man because I'm so friggin shallow. The way I used to judge a man was, 'Is he hot?'"

I LOVE THIS WOMAN

P.S. I couldn't get a real picture of Kirstie Alley and Parker Stevenson because they were married before the era of digital cameras and the internet.

OH WE LOVE US SOME DANITY

By the looks of the new Danity Kane video, it seems like the girls thought they needed a little cardio workout. For some reason they are just constantly walking...kinda random but WE LOVE IT! Danity Kane cannot do any wrong. Enjoy!

Stars Poop Too

The segment you've all been waiting for. Stars really do poop, and we're going to show you...THEY'RE JUST LIKE US. Victoria Beckham was given the highest honor, as the first to truly be featured in this segment. (Pooping out of windows does not count). Victoria, we salute you!

Hey, those edamame and infrequent sushi bites need to come out somehow!

Mel Gibson...Bah!

I'll go see a movie of his again...as soon as he jabs his thumb as hard as he can, straight into his eye socket. On TV. Think they can make a reality show out of it? Maybe the winner gets to do it for him.

Mel B's Baby Daddy is NOT happy

Eddie Murphy wants her to prove she's not a skanky lying ho. I believe her. Um, also, I'm not sure if it's Mel B or Mel G or C. I remember it rhymes, and there were two of them. Let's call her Scary Spice, even though it's really cliche, I still love her. Eddie Murphy needs a maternity test.

Who? Star Jones!

Entertainment tonight says that Star Jones has a new TV show! It's going to be about 'Black America'. Or it's called Black America. Probably both. She's going to host and produce. I think she should be the lawyer too. Oooh

Amy Poehler Caught In The Act!

Just when she had ranted against Britney Spears showing her "woman garden" to the world, and asking "What's next, pooping out of windows?" StarsPoopToo.com has exclusive evidence, backed up by photographic images that Amy Poehler has in fact pooped out of a window herself. She herself videotaped the act. We think an apology to Britney is in order...

Come on Amy, grow up.

RANT!

Let me set the record straight. Reality shows are reality. They are terribly funny to watch, but people like Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and now Tyra Banks claim that they use a "charachter" on their reality shows. I don't care who they really are, If I knew the real them. I understand that they would be boring to watch if the thing wasn't scripted, but lets be honest, this isn't serious acting. Sorry y'all, don't be calling Juliard any time soon.

Paris: Simple Life is a reality show and people might assume it’s real. But it's fake. All reality shows are fake basically. When you have a camera on you, you are not going to act like yourself. Before I started the show I thought I'd make a character like the movies Legally Blonde and Clueless mixed together, with a rich girl all-in-one...Even my voice is different and the way I dress is different from me in real life. It's a character I like to play. I think it's carefree and happy. The public think they know me but they really don't.

Act, my ass

Dove Paris????

So we all know that Paris is friends with Britney and ruining ANY chance of a comeback....BUT, WHERE IS PARIS' NEW SINGLE???? Here at Stars Poop Too (oh and yes, Nicole Richie is still FAT) we loved us some "Stars are Blind" and would love to hear the newest from her album. The lack of a single seems like she forgot that she even realeased an album. Here we like the remixed version of "Screwed" (not found on the album)....BRING IT TO THE CLUBS P.

Yeah...we were basically mentioned on SNL!!!

So check out this clip from last weeks SNL 'Weekend Update.' Amy Poehler rants about celebrity vagina, but then speculates what could be next...let's just say it has to do with our blog and we will be right there to bring all the shitty action.

OK we are video happy....BUT WE LOVE IT

WE are so happy to see that these guys have finally made it. We have been the biggest supporters even before they were signed to Arista...good luck Tunak Tunak guys!

UMM OK we lied again

This celebrity makes us laugh more than anyone...and seeing her HUGE face get hit with a football can't make us any happier.

I Think I Might Have Died and Gone To Heaven

This is by far my new favorite video....Heidi makes me laugh more than any celebrity! Keep up the good work gurl!

I should be allowed to edit the internet!

All pictures and videos of Brook Hogan should be deleted. The really, really scary part is how many people actually think she's hot and like her music!

I would like to explain to everyone how photoshop works. It has tools that allows a girl who looks like this in real life:



To look like this:



This is not the same person. The first girl is hard to look at, and does not sound good. The second picture is based on the first girl, but when you start airbrushing and changing facial features, you really don't have the same person in your picture. I am not explaining it further, just pretend like it's magic.