Wednesday, November 15, 2006

I do not care about Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, or Suri

...or the stupid wedding, which you know is just some weirdo coverup for whatever kind of weirdo things they got going on.


That being said, did you hear that Tom Cruise can't fit into his wedding suit? I may not be a doctor yet, but I'll fly out there and put in stomach staples myself! Scalpel!

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