Love it so much!

I think we should all adopt this style of dancing on the floor while pumping knees and shoulders. Who's with me?

*Sigh*

They should just make it illegal to marry two people who will obviously not stay together. Listen, I really feel bad about the miscarriage and all, don't get me wrong, but there was not a human out there that thought the marriage of Kid Rock and Pam Anderson was gonna be long and blissful. He seems like a nice guy, I did meet him once at Ricks in Ann Arbor and had a nice little chat. It must be her.

Did Rachel Bilson Hire Rachel Zoe?

After the post below, about Misha Barton saying Rachel had too many curves, Starspooptoo has EXCLUSIVE INFO that Bilson hired Zoe to make her look more like that new "cookie cutter look"...and going straight to the source! Check it out!

Diana Ross and Beyonce Look Nothing Alike

I am in shock. OK, just because they have the same color skin does not mean Beyonce can play Diana Ross in a movie. NO! That is the closest I can get. I'm not happy with this at all. If it were up to me, here's what I'd do:

Mischa Barton spoils the minds of little girls everywhere

Although she once stated that she'd never want to have the curves of her costar, Rachel Bilson, Mischa has decided to say that "It's so wrong to try and stifle womanly curves, it shouldn't be promoted. This unhealthy look should be abandoned."

Seriously. Who told her to say that? You know that's not coming from her. Raise your hand if you think she really believes this. She also once said something about trying to be "discreetly sexual." Or something. Any picture of her that is not retouched looks horrible (see above and below). She looks gross, face, body, stature, personality. Ugh, Mischa, get on a treadmill and shut your damn mouth.









I have to go, I'm getting madder and madder as I write this.

At least we don't have another long, stupid quote from her!

Jessica Simpson is rumored to be dating another person I couldn't give a crap about. Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys, I believe. I looked him up, he's not even that cute. She's rumored to be dating a new person every day. I had to post a picture of her with sunglasses because her eyes hypnotize and scare the shit out of me. This is him below. Step down from Nick, step up from John Mayer. This guy at least looks hot with his helmet on.

I personally think that Lindsay Lohan looks great as a natural redhead, with freckles.




Ugh, no I don't. She belongs in porn.

Vintage: I can't stop putting up photos of Nicole

No words neccessary. Um, other than, I like the shorts. That, and, after she lost all that weight (although she still has a long way to go), how does she still have tits? They're like, nubbins here. Did Nicole Richie get some work done?

Turtlenecks make people look fat!

This I did not know, but it's so obvious. It accentuates her arm fat.

Shorty like mine - Paris et Britney

Ok, so I didn't get a picture of Paris and Britney because I just love this picture of Brit. She is my heaven, and what I was thinking was, she should call Rachel Zoe, now that her and Nicole are in a feud. Slap on a pair of flat boots over skinny pants and she's halfway there. Also, I think Rach can help her with the baby chub.








Speaking of pictures that don't follow my line of thinking at all...
Here's an example of how Brit should look. Ugh, those bones are so fat.

SPLIT!

Rachel and Nicole are over!

I'm really upset with Nicole. What is she thinking gaining all this weight and then giving the axe to Zoe? This is the woman who took Nicole from pleated mini skirts and colorful extesions to Baleciaga and dangerous body weight. This is the woman who made America love Nicole, well what was left of her. I wonder if they make turn coats big enough to fit nicole?

And Next Phylicia Rashad...

This clip of the 90's club kids on the Joan Rivers show is pretty funny. Joan announcing who the following guest will be is hillarious.

Sodom and Gomorrah? Sign me up!

So Israel "registers" gay marriages performed outside of Israel. They still can't get married in the state of Israel because the ultra-orthodox Jews control state marriage. But still, they're doing the best they can despite the ultra relig. Mazal Tov.

I think Natalie Portman should use her influence to get some shit done around there.

If only...

this picture was real, THEN THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE! Kate keep working on it...maybe one day, if you're lucky.

ANOTHER gay celebrity comes out

Maddox Jolie-Pitt has released the following statement:

"The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships."

"So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love."

CONGRATS MADDOX! We are so proud!

You hear me?

Ms. Peachez is about to school you on some chicken. Word.

AND THE WINNER IS.....

After hundreds upon hundreds of replies to the MK photo contest, we have chosen the winner. MW shows that she can compete with the big girls...well not they aren't really big (unless you count the hundreds of pounds Nicole Richie has recently put on)!

Calls to MK:
Sunken Cheeks
Gaunt Eyes
Head over Shoulder Pose
Bones Out!

Fab-U-Lash job! Keep sending your submissions! We love it!

HOW TO...

have the worst hair in Hollywood. Watch the video below to get the hair stylings that Ashlee Simpson fell in love with (when she was ugly)...THANK GOD she got hot.

Who's the lesbian? YOU DECIDE!

Which is the 70's porn star?? YOU DECIDE!