Boogie Tonight

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This is old by now, but we still love it

Go Paula, Go Paula GO GO GO! Please have another drink and this time call us.

OH DAMN!

I am the last to criticize Beyonce...but DAMN, B ain't got nothing on this girl. Look how she "Dip it low, Pick it up slow. Roll it all around, Poke it out like your back broke".

We know...We know

OK, so we havent posted in like forever and SOOOO MUCH HAS HAPPENED! So we promise to bring it back, but until then...We could just not get enough of this video. AFV is SOOO IN (in 2007)!!

Oh Hell No!

Beyonce who? These girls do it right? You heard.

Fierce!

The devil may wear Prada, but the Pope is workin' it. Do you ever wonder why child abuse is looked over when it comes to religous figures? You're not the only one. Out magazine is addressing this SHAMEFUL issue in it's latest issue. If you ask me, the people in charge of the Vatican are more concerned with which flat goes best with their robe. I can hardly blame them, but dont you think an open toe pump would be that much better?

First Nicole Now Lizzie!

Has eveyone gone fat? Well, hopefull Lizzie will no longer be in such a tragic state. She gave birth to a baby boy named Harrison Irving Stern. We hope he doesn't get anywhere near the back of her vehical. She could easily make Britney look like mother of the year.

Peter Boyle, Hero and Role Model

Peter Boyle died today at age 71. He just seemed like a funny guy in real life! Like the uncle that was funny but kind of told stories that were a little inappropriate to share at the table. I saw him once backstage at a Beyonce concert, too.

...But they Do NOT Bleed!

NICOLE RICHIE! LIAR! Ok, let's be honest here, whether she weighs 85 or 95 pounds, she is not getting her period. I'm reading all these blogs and newspapers comment about Nicole Richie blaming her vicodin/pot binge on "women issues" and wondering why nobody mentions that ana girls do not get their period!

Jean Claude Van Dame CAN GET DOWN!

Who knew that Jean Claude could pull out these moves! We hear that he is in talks with Britney to choreograph her revival tour...we'll keep you posted as we hear more.

Kirstie: Vintage

"I'd like to be married again...Not I'm confronting what I want in a man because I'm so friggin shallow. The way I used to judge a man was, 'Is he hot?'"

I LOVE THIS WOMAN

P.S. I couldn't get a real picture of Kirstie Alley and Parker Stevenson because they were married before the era of digital cameras and the internet.

OH WE LOVE US SOME DANITY

By the looks of the new Danity Kane video, it seems like the girls thought they needed a little cardio workout. For some reason they are just constantly walking...kinda random but WE LOVE IT! Danity Kane cannot do any wrong. Enjoy!

Stars Poop Too

The segment you've all been waiting for. Stars really do poop, and we're going to show you...THEY'RE JUST LIKE US. Victoria Beckham was given the highest honor, as the first to truly be featured in this segment. (Pooping out of windows does not count). Victoria, we salute you!

Hey, those edamame and infrequent sushi bites need to come out somehow!

Mel Gibson...Bah!

I'll go see a movie of his again...as soon as he jabs his thumb as hard as he can, straight into his eye socket. On TV. Think they can make a reality show out of it? Maybe the winner gets to do it for him.

Mel B's Baby Daddy is NOT happy

Eddie Murphy wants her to prove she's not a skanky lying ho. I believe her. Um, also, I'm not sure if it's Mel B or Mel G or C. I remember it rhymes, and there were two of them. Let's call her Scary Spice, even though it's really cliche, I still love her. Eddie Murphy needs a maternity test.

Who? Star Jones!

Entertainment tonight says that Star Jones has a new TV show! It's going to be about 'Black America'. Or it's called Black America. Probably both. She's going to host and produce. I think she should be the lawyer too. Oooh

Amy Poehler Caught In The Act!

Just when she had ranted against Britney Spears showing her "woman garden" to the world, and asking "What's next, pooping out of windows?" StarsPoopToo.com has exclusive evidence, backed up by photographic images that Amy Poehler has in fact pooped out of a window herself. She herself videotaped the act. We think an apology to Britney is in order...

Come on Amy, grow up.